well..im extra bored so i decided to take the poems on my outdated fansite and put them here.just for fun.well.here they are.but if you're not christel,gayle,elyn or jingjing you most prob wont understand some of them...


cheryl is our friend
we love her very much
one day i'll buy her bear from cards n such

she makes alot of noise
and she often whines
once she sees this poem
she'll know ive lost my mind

she despises science and math
though i think theyre really fun
when mrs lim knocks her silly head
i'd love to see her run

cheryl can sit and laugh
at things that arent funny
like kalipok or the cactus she drew
and oh!maybe bugs bunny

she didnt know susilo
until i enlightened her
i told her many MANY things
and nicknamed her sa-wer

i bet she'd be laughing now
if i ever showed her this
but perhaps, she MIGHT get angry
or maybe bark or hiss

me and christel built this site
especially for sa-wer
and HENGALAOSAI. to my relief
this poem is finally over.

next one:#2 by gayle and christel 20-08-04
oh how long i wait for thee
to bring your fortnight card for gb
jeanette and vanessa will pester you
so much until you become kuku [malu]

your hair makes you look like a dinosaur
might be because you come from singapore
can you imagine a retro ching
i think she'll look like a complete ah teng

you live at a big construction site
ihope when you sleep the bedbugs bite
to help you think straight again
i think you should grow a lions mane

oh sa-wer my DAHLING sa-wer
please some die with me [er]
we'll fly off a building and touch the sky
because stress and social studies

thats whytomorrow youre gonna take a bus
oh please oh please dont make a fuss
i know the bus is ultra dirty
now start singing all bout frosty

you stomp around and like to whine
you like to go: "hmmpf!" and say "FINE!"
youre the OH-so-royal queen
who got stoned by my green beans

i SO wanted to change
hence i offered you an orange
but you declined...
so now its MY turn to whine

oh why oh why oh whywhywhy!
you dont eat the fruits i buy
you made me waste my precious money
i hope you get bitten by your bunny

MERCY! spare the royal ah bngs life
he promised to get you a pretty wife
i know that you arent a les-bi-an
but can you at least be my friend?

this poems for our wonderful cheryl
whos as good-looking as colin farrell
im not really sure what happened...
but these last two lines shall not rhyme.

i should hand these up for lit.wonder what the teacher would say since gayle most prob failed her literature test.hope she did.